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Everybody's A Lawyer Now
A filing shop owner in Hannibal, Missouri spends her days pulling invented cases out of perfect documents.
 
TRANSMISSION
From: Delma "Del" Kittredge, Hannibal, Missouri
Date: March 4, 2045
Subject: The mess arrives perfect now

The line starts at six.

Not for coffee.

For me.

I run a filing shop on Broadway, two doors down from where the Twain gift store used to be. The sign says KITTREDGE FILINGS. HUMAN WORK. My mother painted it in 2038.

She meant the second line as a joke.

But nobody takes it as one now.

Most days go the same way. A man walks in holding a petition his assistant wrote for him at four in the morning. Sixty pages. Clean margins. Every heading right where it belongs.

It looks like something a real firm would have filed when I was a girl.

Then I read it.

Half the cases in it were never filed by anybody, anywhere. Not misquoted. Not out of date. Made up whole… because the argument had a hole and the machine had a shape to fill.

So I strike them out by hand.

That's the job. I'm a woman with a pencil, hunting ghosts.

Docket 9 screens every civil filing in the circuit. It takes about forty seconds.

Three dead citations and you're barred from filing for eighteen months.

And most people don't learn that rule until it lands on them.

I was a deputy clerk in Marion County for eleven years.

Then the counter closed in 2034 and the whole circuit went self-serve.

I miss the counter.

Not the pay. The counter. A person could push their mess across it and I could say… here, this line, fix this one line.

So now the mess shows up perfect and wrong.

Some of it is better, though. I'll say that plain.

My mother waited nine months for a hearing on a landlord who wouldn't fix a roof. A housing case here gets a date in eleven days.

Eleven days. She'd never have believed me.

And Judge Ottey still reads. Her tentatives come out of the bench assistant, same as everywhere else, but she marks them up and the marks stay in the file where you can see them.

Two counties over, they stopped showing the marks.

Tuesday a woman named Sharla came in about her son's group home.

She was holding the best-written thing she has ever owned in her life. Forty-one pages. Eleven cases cited.

Four of them were real.

So I told her. She sat with it a while.

Then she asked me a question I keep chewing on. Did it lie to me… or did I just believe it too hard?

I didn't have an answer for her.

I still don't.

Anyway. The line starts at six. It'll be there again tomorrow.

 
— Del Kittredge
Hannibal, Missouri
Former deputy circuit clerk, Marion County
Owner, Kittredge Filings
 
◉ Snap back to the present
Del's letter is fiction. The forces that build her world are not. Every signal in this transmission is already live… in September 2026.
COURTS
16.94%
Del's line at six in the morning is already forming. A study of roughly 2.8 million federal civil filings from 2008 through 2025 found the share of plaintiffs going it alone jumped from 11.33% before chatbots to 16.94% after. About 13.9% of new complaints show AI drafting patterns, and most come from first-time filers. Win rates did not go up. The flagged cases get dismissed more often, and earlier. Chief Judge Patrick Schiltz has called the wave an existential threat to the federal courts.
arXiv working paper "The New Pro Se" — 2026; ArentFox Schiff — 2026
AI
2,041
The ghosts Del hunts have a scoreboard. A public database kept by researcher Damien Charlotin logged 2,041 court decisions worldwide involving made-up AI citations as of September 14, 2026. The United States accounts for 1,395 of them. And the split matters: 1,174 came from people with no lawyer, 811 from lawyers, and 32 from judges. Money sanctions so far are small, topping out around $8,000. It's the eighteen-month kind of penalty, not the dollar kind, that will decide how this goes.
AI Hallucination Cases Database, Damien Charlotin — 2026
THE BENCH
$314,000
Judge Ottey's bench assistant starts here. In February 2026 the Los Angeles County Superior Court signed a $314,000 contract for an AI tool called Learned Hand, built on models from Anthropic, OpenAI and Google. Six judges use it for research, motion summaries and draft tentative rulings. Riverside County signed its own deal at $10,000. Nobody tells the parties when the tool has touched their case. The local district attorney put it about as well as anyone: the only thing he's sure of is that AI didn't go to law school.
CalMatters — 2026; Governing — 2026
MONEY
70%
Del's town is in the state where this is moving fastest. About 70% of debt collection suits end in a default judgment for the collector, because the person being sued never shows up. Fewer than 10% of those defendants have a lawyer, and having one cuts the odds of a default by more than 90%. Missouri filings nearly tripled between 2019 and 2025, the sharpest rise of the eight states tracked. In other words… the courtroom is already a place most people lose by not attending.
Debt Collection Lab; Pew Charitable Trusts; CFPB — 2026
LEGAL AID
2.8 Million
Here is why the shop on Broadway exists in 2045. A House funding bill advanced in May 2026 would drop the Legal Services Corporation from $540 million to $268 million, the lowest level since 1983. That cut would end help for 2.8 million people, including 486,000 children and 108,000 domestic violence survivors. Even now, 49% of eligible people who ask for aid get turned away for lack of staff. A free lawyer is being priced out of reach at the same moment a free document generator arrives. We'll see which one people reach for.
Legal Services Corporation — 2026
 
That's the transmission for today. The letter is fiction. The dockets are not. Access to a lawyer and access to a document are two different things… and only one of them is getting cheaper. See you tomorrow.
2045
Letters from the transition · Est. 2026

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